you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food
Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too
if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:
social security #’s
I hate myself. I want what I can’t have. I want what I don’t want. I want to be cured. I don’t want you but I don’t want anyone else to have you. I don’t know what I need.
trying to sing both parts in a disney song like
A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes
A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better
I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER
when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
There’s a hole in my soul, can you fill it?
So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.
And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….