Didnt I say you were grounded
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
How the hell would you even get in that situation
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again
Tigger is a nervous swimmer
my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it
"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"
fire cannot kill a dragon
fifth harmony editing challenge: the band
↳ favorite member - ally brooke
Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless
"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying